Anya: But Daddy, I want the DORA yogurt!
Daddy: We don’t have any Dora yogurt.
Anya: But DORA!
Daddy: Anya, I’ll tell you a secret. The yogurt you have is the same as the Dora yogurt.
[pause]
Anya: What?
Daddy: The yogurt company puts the same yogurt in this one and the one that has Dora on the outside.
Anya: Why?
Daddy: Because they think if Dora is on the outside, more kids will want to eat it.
[pause]
Anya: That’s SILLY!