Anya returned to school last Tuesday, and by Friday someone in her class had lice. Welcome back!

Interesting fact #1: One is less likely to get lice if one screams like a banshee at hair-washing time, resulting in infrequent hair washes, resulting in oily hair.

Interesting fact #2: Flea combs can double as lice combs.

Interesting fact #3: Plastic fire hats should always go on the top shelf of the dishwasher.