Who will reign supreme?
The bees have the numbers on their side, but the fish have the mass. Bees have stingers, but fish can eat bees. Maybe. If they wanted to. These could very well be bee-eating fish. Bees have hives, but fish have schools. Does that make them smarter? Is that where they learn to eat the bees? Bees make honey, but fish go nicely with chips. What a conundrum.
Anya: But Daddy, I want the DORA yogurt!
Daddy: We don’t have any Dora yogurt.
Anya: But DORA!
Daddy: Anya, I’ll tell you a secret. The yogurt you have is the same as the Dora yogurt.
[pause]
Anya: What?
Daddy: The yogurt company puts the same yogurt in this one and the one that has Dora on the outside.
Anya: Why?
Daddy: Because they think if Dora is on the outside, more kids will want to eat it.
[pause]
Anya: That’s SILLY!