Dear Santa,

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Dear Santa,

My name is Cabol, and I’m sort of old, but I have been a fairly good girl this year. Mostly. At least, I haven’t been arrested or been given any tickets, so that must count for something, right? How are the reindeer? Do you have any spare reindeer because I bet our sheep would like a reindeer friend. Do reindeer eat hay? We have a lot of hay. Did you know pigs eat hay?

For Christmas I want a great pyrenees puppy, a baby donkey (but not a miniature donkey), or a baby llama. I think I’d most like the puppy, but my honey says I can’t have a puppy. Also, puppies don’t eat hay. I also want a turret added to the house for the kitty boxes, a spinning wheel, and a sawsall.

I hope you know we’ve moved. We don’t have a fireplace now. We do have a chimney, but you don’t want to go down it because it ends up in a wood stove that is sort of buried under stuff and you would probably get stuck.

Oh yeah, and if you can manage it, what I really really really really really really want for Christmas is for someone to buy our other house.

Thanks,
Cabol

P.S. I ate all the cookies, but I’ll leave you some slightly squishy fudge and some blackberry wine.


WSWF: World Sheep Wrestling Federation

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Interesting Facts:

1. Sheep love to eat pine leaves.
2. Pine leaves stay green even after the tree they were on has been cut down for two months.

Here’s proof — sheep eating pine leaves on branches from a tree cut down two months ago.

Sadie and Pumpernickle are still coughing off and on. We thought they were all better, and then they started again. We called the vet about it a while back, and she said it was either pneumonia or allergies. We checked their temperatures (don’t ask), and things seemed to be fine. We figured it was allergies. But, they keep coughing, and coughing is not good for sheep because if they cough too much their girlie parts and/or poopie parts can fall out. So, this morning we decided to start them on a round of antibiotics in the hopes that it will knock out whatever is causing them to cough. If it is indeed allergies, this obviously won’t help. Not sure what we’ll do then.

It’s tough to give sheep medicine. Andy lured them into the barn with grain, and then we tried to close the door. Alas, the doorway was blocked with bedding and we had to push old hay out of the way and wasted precious time. (The grain won’t last forever, you know!) Finally we got the doors shut. I stood to the side with a syringe in one hand and the lantern/flashlight in the other. Andy nonchalantly meandered up to Sadie and GRABBED her. She flung him round and round and finally he sat on her and got her still. When she realized she wasn’t going to get away, she drug Andy back over to the feeder so she could munch grain. I snuck up and jabbed the syringe in her leg, and we were done. Pumpernickle was next, and the dance was pretty much identical.

The whole time we were chasing and jabbing, the non-chased girl sheep were running around, but Sydney just kept munching. Doo-doo-doo. That’s Sydney. He’s the friendliest of the sheep by far. He’ll eat out of your hand.

And he’ll even give you a smoochie!


Wine and cookies

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Yesterday we bottled the wine, and ended up with just under two cases (as measured by beer bottles) worth of wine. I also took the wine bottle worth of wine left in the carboy that had a little yeast remnants in it and bottled it in a spare wine bottle and stuck it in the fridge – I figured the yeast will settle out within a few days, and I hate to waste any…

Wine Bottles

This morning I decided to make Spritz Cookies, since it seemed like a yummy Christmastime thing to do. Except I couldn’t find any green food coloring, so my little trees are rather yellow.

We’ve had a cookie press for, well, a long time. I think it used to be my grandmother’s. But we’ve never used it, and of course there are no instructions. My first attempt involved putting the die on the wrong side, so it was promptly ejected as the dough squeezed through, making a large mess. After comforting myself with raw cookie dough, I searched online for how to use a cookie press. It turns out the die goes on the inside (ok, that wasn’t in the instructions, but Cabol figured it out), and that you just sort of push the cookie onto the cookie sheet and when you pull back the wonder of physics will hold it to the sheet and break it apart from the rest of the dough in the press. I’m sure anyone who makes lots of cookies are rolling their eyes at this point, but it was a little bit of magic to me.

Spritz Cookies

Wine

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Today I decided it was time to sample the first batch of wine and rack it into a new container – I’m thinking in a week or two most everything will have settled out of it and it will be ready to bottle.

To my not-very-distinguished palate it tasted like a dry red wine. It seems to have lost some of the ruby red color it had the last time I racked it, and has more of a lighter reddish-purple hue. It will be interesting to see how much of that fades over the next few months.

Wine

Don’t quit yer day job

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Yesterday morning we were cleaning house when a knock came at the door. In the city, when you aren’t expecting someone and the door bell rings, you can usually count on some unwanted bother: sales people, politicians, religious folks. Out here, it’s just plain strange and startling. My first instinct is to run and hide. (Especially after that time the weird fruit tree homeless guy bugged my mom while I was at work.) Andy answered the door, and I heard something about trees (AIE!) and then the person left.

Turns out, someone wanted to buy a Christmas tree!! So, Andy went hunting for a saw and went down the hill to the tree patch by the barn where we actually managed to trim a few dozen trees in the summer. We decided not to sell trees this year because we didn’t get many trimmed into shape and, well, honestly I don’t want to spend my weekends sitting in a cold shack waiting for people to come by to get a tree.

When Andy came back up after the folks found their tree and got it in the back of their van, he told me the story of how these folks ended up knocking on our door. It was a grandma and her son and granddaughter, and they had bought a tree here for the last few years. They even came out last year and trudged through the snow to find a tree. They’d looked around at trees in Roanoke this year, but they couldn’t find a tree they liked. The little girl said, “I want to go to the field of trees!” So, they drove out to our place. They were confused not to see the any sign of tree sales, so they drove on up to the house to see what was up.

It was neat to sell a tree, and it hit home that we probably really should have tried to sell trees this year because now all the “return” customers probably have found a new tree place. C’est la vie.

In other farm-type news, I’ve sold five dozen duck eggs at work in the last few weeks. There’s a lady there who told me she’d pretty much buy whatever we had, so we have some regular income from the farm. (HAHA, $2.50 a dozen, about a dozen a week, so yes it’s regular but noone around here is quitting his/her day job!)

All the critters are doing okay, and we haven’t had any more chicken disappearances/deaths. I still think the silkie will return one day with a suitcase covered in stickers from the far-off-places she’s been to.

Haven’t taken many photos lately, but for your viewing pleasure here’s the ducks splashing about in their pool a few weeks ago, back before things started being frozen.


Chicken week

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This has been a sad chicken week on the farm. On thursday I discovered our female Japanese bantam Priscilla (companion to Elvis) face down in the hay of their house, dead. There didn’t appear to be any signs of foul (hah) play, and none of the others in her cage appear sick, so hopefully it wasn’t something contagious. Good thing Elvis has the two younger Japanese to keep him company. Unless they are really pigeons.

Sometime last night, the strong winds popped the top off of the d’uccle cage, and this morning the d’uccles were all huddled up…but the silkie has gone missing. I’m not sure if she flew off on her own, or something snatched her – it would be strange for a predator to leave the others, however. I hope if she is still alive she will wander back, she was one of my favorites (I have a soft spot for the chickens that look like they are wearing little Russian hats).

The ducks have been hiding eggs. I was picking up the visible ones when I felt one hidden under a lot of hay in their nesting box. Then I found another….and another. I don’t think they’ve been there for too many days (they didn’t smell, anyways), so they should still be good. But we’ll keep them for our own consumption just in case.


Chicken Run

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Today a lady came to take the rest of the bantams we were giving away. Unfortunately, one of them ran away into the shrub (and past the barbed wire fence). And I lost one while moving some chickens earlier in the day. The little brown one came back later and I snagged her, but the white one is wily, and has learned that if she stays in the bushes I can’t reach her.

Hopefully when it starts getting dark she’ll be scared and come back to the roosters. :)


Pictures

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It hasn’t been a very eventful week, although Hop and Wibble were both sick and stopped eating (but now are better). Now Carla has stopped eating, so we’re worried about her. But we have leftover critical care stuff to force feed her, so hopefully we will get things moving again. We decided to get rid of some of the bantam chickens, since we really have more than we need now that all those little baby chicks are grown up!

Some pictures from around the house:

Buddy
Sana Blowing Her Nose
Bunny Snuggle

Operation Bathroom Spiffication

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About two weeks ago, Andy dragged me to the Habitat for Humanity store…it’s kind of like the Reuse Center in AA, but not quite as cool. We were looking for an exterior door with windows to put in the living room. It’s too cold to leave the back door open, but we both really like the extra light. So, we thought, how about a door with windows? The only door we found that was the right size had a creepy doorknob that didn’t work and wouldn’t really come out too easily. We found another door we liked, but it was about an inch too wide. We walked around the store while we pondered if it was worth it to try and cut it down.

One of my favorite areas of the store is the tile room. We headed there next. They have tons of ceramic tiles, but most are white or off white or some nasty color. This time, though, we found some groovy green tiles…and then some groovy yellow tiles. They are sorta like lemon and lime colors. Not all the green ones match exactly, and the little tiles we found to go around the top definitely don’t all match, but it’s close enough. We managed to find enough to hopefully tile about halfway up the walls in the upstairs bathroom. We’ll paint above that. We also want to put in tile floors, but I think we’ll have to buy those from a real place because I have in mind what I want, and I doubt they’ll show up at the HforH store. Good thing the room has little floor space, so it shouldn’t be too pricey.

After we had paid (10 cents a tile, bay-bee!), we were headed out when we saw this:

If you look closely at the left front foot, you’ll see it’s broken. No problem. The vanity is sort of high, so noone will even notice when all the feet are taken off. Then, it’s good as new. The sink on top is a nice, heavy ceramic sink that sits into the top of the vanity. The vanity itself seems to be made fairly well; it is probably laminated particle board or something, but it’s very very nice. We should be able to use our old faucet on it for now, but eventually we’d like to get something a little more cool.

Then, last week, we were at Lowes and spotted the clearance shower curtain section. The shower curtain that was left in the upstairs bathroom was very girly and froofy and had roses in all phases of blooming on it. There were some that were sort of open that looked to me like giant monsters with gaping mouths. It was kinda scary. But hey, Lowes had shower curtains on clearance! Andy was really entranced with this one curtain: pink background with little purple crowns all over it. He was very excited that there were even matching purple crown hooks to hang the curtain. Then he noticed…the curtain had “Princess” written on it over and over and over again between the purple crowns. Even then, he hesitated putting the curtain back. Those purple crowns were really calling his name, I guess.

We ended up with this one. You can see Andy holding up some of the tiles in front of the curtain. Not sure if they go together, but the curtain will probably fall apart before we get around to putting the tile in.


Go Hokies…?

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Around 4:00 this afternoon, I looked out the window of the building where I work and watched a couple of guys standing on the sidewalk, huddled around a grill drinking beer. Nearby, one of the parking spots had another grill…this one blazing orange flames. My coworkers had almost all fled. The campus was closed, and the stadium was open.

I’ve never been a sports fan, but I did develop a fondness for the Wolverines. Maybe one day I will feel a similar fondness for the Hokies, but right now I have a hard time believe that day will come. When I was in high school, a lot of my friends applied to VT, and all I could do was laugh at them for choosing to attend a school whose mascot was a turkey. A turkey? You can call them the fighting gobblers all you want, but when you get down to, you’re talking turkey. And Hokie? How hokie! (Have I said this all before here? I’ll probably say it again.)

Every now and then VT has a home game on a Thursday evening. All the non-essential workers get kicked out of work an hour early. I guess that’s not so bad, but it is sort of creepy how it happens. I could feel the tension as my coworkers tried to finish up so they would make it outside to move their cars before the tow trucks came by. The word was, if your car wasn’t gone by 4:15, you’d be walking home. It was like that episode in Buffy where Cordelia wishes Buffy never came to Sunnydale and so Sunnydale gets taken over by vampires and all the school kids have to run home so they aren’t caught outside after dark.

“Run, run! They’re coming!”
“But I dropped my lunchbox!”
“No, don’t stop! Don’t turn around! They’re coming!!!”

But I wasn’t afraid. Nope, not me. I was a Sunnydaler with no blood, or in this case a VT employee with no car.