Kite Flying, Take II

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After the Great Kite Incident of ’10, Anya kept asking when we were going to go “choppin” to get a new one. I finally got her one (two actually, so we had a backup), a bit ago, and she was oh-so-very-excited. Turns out the kite I got this time is the super economy model and is about as big as a legal note pad. I also picked up a handle/extra string thing that is (a) purple and (b) heavier and hopefully won’t float away if she drops it. I love the laugh on her face in this picture.

(In the upper left of the picture, you can see one of the two plum trees we planted.)

After Anya was done, Andy flew for a while. He got the kite stuck in a big tree on the other side of the power line, but he managed to free it. I was very impressed and did a little cheer.


Greener Showers (no, not the moldy kind)

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A month or so ago, I read an article online about some strange shower gadgets that had been designed to let folks know when they’d been in the shower too long and used too much water. One was a shower curtain that starts to inflate and slowly suffocate you. Another was a wall of inflatable cones that will eventually stick out perpendicular to the wall and stab you. Here at Loafkeeper, we had our own version of the eco-friendly shower: one with a hideous whine. It’s hard to dawdle in a shower that goes “eeeeeeeeeeeeeee……………eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee……………eeeeeeeeeeeeeee.” At first we were able to get rid of the whine by wiggling the shower/tub toggle. After a while, that didn’t work. Then whines became more and more frequent. They were at 20 second intervals. Then 14. Then 8. Pretty soon it was like showering inside an ambulance.

Eventually the water pressure throughout the house began to go wonky, and Andy did his research and found out that our well reservoir tank was probably having bladder control issues. I suggested we get it some Depends, but Andy called the reservoir tank dude instead. TankDude came out and made some serious faces and poked the tank and nodded and then replaced the tank with Big Blue.

This morning I almost fell asleep in the shower. Maybe I should get some of those inflatable cones.


To Princess or Not To Princess

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I have a confession to make: Last week I bought my daughter a Cinderella barbie for her birthday. (SHHHHHHH! Don’t tell her.)

Anya likes princesses. I’m not sure when it happened, probably during the millionth or so viewing of Snow White or Cinderella. I’m not too keen on the whole craze…especially all the Disney princess stuff. I don’t mind her watching the movies, but I don’t really like all the merchandise. A little is okay, but there is SO MUCH of it. You need something…shoes, towel, toothpaste, crayons, bananas, pick ax…you can probably find it with a Disney princess plastered on it. I especially despise that darn princess book they have at Home Depot. (Someone, please tell me why I can’t even be safe in a hardwarey store? Why, oh why do they have to carry glittery pink princess books and keep them at kid height and drive me nuts?)

So, last week Anya and I were out shopping together, and she made me go down every toy aisle, and she started grabbing all the dolls and oo’ing and ah’ing at them. Then, silly me, I show her the Cinderella doll and she was all YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOEIEIEIEIEIE OH YEAH WEHEEEHEHEHAHAHAHAH! Then she casually walked over to the cart, dropped the doll in, and kept walking. I think she thought that if she didn’t make a big deal about putting the doll in that I wouldn’t notice. It sort of worked because I didn’t have the heart to remove it, and I ended up buying the doll. I think she’s forgotten about it and hope she’ll be pleased to see it again in a few weeks.

Today we were back at the Depot. Or maybe it was Lowes. We go to both pretty much every weekend. I’m surprised Anya’s favorite colors aren’t orange and blue. I’d left Andy and Anya looking at riding lawnmowers (another of Anya’s favorite things, that and car magazines, which she likes to look at while on the potty…go figure) and was heading to the powder room. Coming towards me were two little girls with their parents. The girls were probably 5 or 6 and had on fake princessy jewelry and were carrying tiny stuffed dogs in tiny furry dog carriers. I thought how glad I was that Anya wasn’t there to see them because I was pretty sure she’d want both the jewelry and the dog stuff, and I had no desire to buy her either. Then I saw an end cap display with a bunch of Disney wall decals, and sure enough there was a huge Cinderella one. I hesitated for a moment, saw the $15 price tag, and kept walking. Then I felt bad. I knew Anya would love it…at least for a while, and $15 isn’t really that much, and what kind of meanie was I to not get it or plastic jewelry or fake froofroo dogs for her? Much deep thinking ensued.

I know if I give Anya a Snow White bedspread or a Sleeping Beauty nightie or a book with all the Disney princesses in it, she’ll squeal with joy and carry the stuff around and grin like a maniac. I also know that if I don’t give her those things, she’s still going to squeal with joy and grin like a maniac…she’ll just be carrying around a handful of freshly mown grass or a dandelion puff or a pile of ribbons instead. Her not having a ton of the former probably helps her have more fun with the later.

This may not seem like an epiphany to you, and in some ways it wasn’t to me, either. I knew this before. Just somehow it finally clicked: because I know something will make Anya happy and I can afford it doesn’t mean I need to give it to her or that I’m an evil grumpinator if I don’t.


Go fly a kite

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Saturday (or maybe it was Friday) it was windy outside, so we got out the kite Anya received from the Easter Bunny. Ok, it’s almost always windy here, but it was windier than normal. Anya thought it was the greatest thing in the world, especially once we finally got it to stay aloft for more than 15 seconds. She stood in the driveway holding on to the string with both hands, because she wanted to do it all by herself. Then she let go.

It ended its life with the string stuck to the telephone/power lines, and the kite flapping madly until it was consumed by a kite-eating tree in the woods on the other side.


Hippity Hoppity

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I’m at home today, and every now and then I take a break from job-work to do a little house-work. One of the first things I did was grab an empty Easter basket and wander around the house in search of discarded plastic eggs. It was a bit surreal seeing the brightly-colored eggs split in half and lying empty on the floor, couch, counter, desk, table, toy shelf. The Easter Bunny hid nearly 60 eggs around the house, or so he told us, and I have no reason to doubt him. It took Anya a while to figure out what was going on, but once she did she was running around hollering for “CANDY!” When she found an egg, she’d squeal and do a little dance.

Saturday we went to the local nursing home for an egg hunt, where Anya found five or six eggs. It was hard to find eggs with all those other kids racing for them, but she had fun. It was a little weird because I felt a bit like we were on exhibition for the residents, which we were. I hope they enjoyed seeing the kids running around for a little while. I felt like we should stay a bit and read to some of the folks or something.

This weekend we bought two plum trees, which I hope we’ll plant tonight. I also got two rows done in the berry bed and planted the blueberries and one type of raspberries. I dug another row out this morning and plan to make it cozy this evening and get more raspberries planted. This is going to take a while. I also planted some onions and a few flowers to make the berry bed look a bit happier while the berries are still pretty much sticks. While I gardened and Andy painted more, more, more trim, Anya ran around and did Anya things. Like put a bunch of rocks to bed in a bucket of water. They were safe there from the monsters, and we were not to disturb them. I tried to teach her how to pee outside, but she wasn’t going for that, which sucks because the potty is a long way from pretty much everything.


Busy Bees

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We’ve all been busy as bees around here lately. (Except the bees, who are dead. We’ll try again in a year or two.) Here’s what we’ve been up to.

+ Moved all the furniture out of Anya’s room and the sun room and crammed everything into the kitchen and living room.
+ Sanded, stained, and polyed the floors in Anya’s room and the sun room and started putting up new new trim.
+ Painted the walls and trim in Anya’s room.

+ Found the rams a new home.
+ Planted a bunch of daffodil bulbs purchased last fall and ignored.
+ Moved the living room furniture into the sun room, now known as the living room.
+ Bought curtains for the new living room and flung them over the rods. Tonight we may actually hang them up!
+ Moved most of Anya’s stuff back into her room.
+ Got a quote to pull down the wall we want to pull down. Shrieked at the cost. Asked a friend to help us.
+ Picked out the materials / styles for the new kitchen cabinets and counter tops.

Also, last weekend I went to another scrapbook thing and got a lot done towards finishing Anya’s first year book. All the pictures are in, and I’ve finished up to month 8! Yay! I also discovered I really like ribbon. Go figure. I’m still working on the squares for my brother’s blanket. I finished the eighth one yesterday. Anya has informed me that after “Bubba’s Blankie” is done, we have to make one for her. I haven’t told my mom yet. Hi Mom!


Sana (2000-2010)

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Back in the day, Andy and I and some friends of ours (Kc, Josh, Ying) would get together every few weeks for cheesy dip, margaritas, and anime. One of our favorites was “Kodomo no Omocha,” and the main character was a wacky little girl named Sana. Another one of our favorites was “Fushigi Yûgi,” which had a character named Tamahome.

When we went to the humane society to pick out a new kitty in 2000, we already had one in mind. A little girl named Wheeza who had been dropped off when her people wanted to go on vacation. We’d seen her on the humane society’s website and gone in to see if she was still there. She was, and so was another really cute kitten named Shadow, who was one of a little dropped off. We couldn’t decide who to adopt, but luckily the humane society was having one of its BOGO sales. We took both kittens home. Wheeza became Sana, and Shadow became Tama.

We lost Tama after about two months to FIP, a disease he probably got from his mother.

Yesterday, ten years later, we lost Sana.

Around 2004, she was diagnosed with chronic kidney failure, and I thought we would lose her then, but with special food and fluids, we kept her with us for six more years. I remember when I first found out she had kidney problems. I did all sorts of research and even pondered a kidney transplant for her. And then, when I called to ask how much a set of fluids would be and the vet tech said “nine ninety-nine” and I was terrified she meant $999 and I would have to come up with that every month. Thank goodness for decimal points.

So, I learned how to give a cat subcutaneous fluids. With a needle. Yikes. It took us a while, but we finally found that hanging the bag on a bent coat hanger hung on a hook on the bathroom door was the best set up. I’d put a towel or sweater or my flannel froggie nightie on the floor for her to sit on so she wouldn’t get cold. In the winter, I’d heat up the fluid bag in an old orange juice pitcher.

One of the fun things about Sana was her obsession with tissues. She loved to grab a tissue out of the trash and carry it around like a mouse. If I was in the bed reading, she’d bring one up to me and meow and meow and nudge my hand until I threw it for her to go fetch. Over and over and over. If she couldn’t find a tissue out and about, she’d just go grab one or two or eight right out of the box. She even taught Anya this trick. At night sometimes we’d be upstairs and hear Sana chirping and meowing. She was hunting. She’d eventually show up with something, usually a tissue, sometimes a sock or hairband, in her teeth.

Sana also liked to bury herself under the covers. I’d try to find her and look all over only to see just her nose peeking out from a pile of blanket or sweater. She’d make a little cave and crawl in. I think the other cats were jealous because they could never figure out how to create their own kitty igloo.

Even after she grew up, Sana was still like a kitten. Tiny and playful. Treefrog adopted her, and they often snuggled and napped. When Sana was sick, Treefrog gave Sana baths and kept her warm.

At night, Sana’s favorite place to sleep was on my tummy, staring at me. Goodnight my little Sanabear. I miss you.


Continued…

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Our story left off with Andy approaching the knocked-on door…

Chapter 6
Andy opens the door to a grizzled man wearing a work jumper and a hard hat that says, “ASPLUNDH.” Andy climbs into his jacket and boots and leads Mr. Asplundh outside to see the fireflies.

Chapter 7
The next morning, Cabol is working at home and is still in her flannel froggie nightie when she notices a truck in the driveway up by the Craft Shack. A man is walking down the hill from the truck. Cabol shrieks and runs to get dressed. She goes back to the window and watches the man stand for a bit by the firefly home and then turn around and walk back to the truck. Cabol keeps an eye on the truck as she goes about her day. Eventually the one truck is replaced by another truck. With blinky lights on top. Hours, days, weeks go by and there is nothing to see but the blinky truck. Then a machine appears off in the distance, hidden by trees. Cabol waits.

Chapter 8
A low rumble pierces the air. The machine is on the move. Through the snow and ice, it crawls down the driveway to the firefly nest. Four men follow it. They stare up into the trees, point, and holler. Nearby, the scary snow sheep watch and wait. Cabol suddenly realizes the men and their machine are in danger! They don’t stand a chance if the giant rams of doom should attack. She bravely gears up, grabs a shovel, and forges out into the snow to warn the men.

Chapter 9
Cabol approaches the men and machine, her eyes flickering back to the sheep every few moments, her hand clutching the shovel in case the sheep should follow. One man notices Cabol’s approach and, with a cautious look at her shovel, yells at the machine to be quiet. Cabol speaks.

Cabol: “Hi!”
Man #1: “Um, hi. Why do you have a giant shovel?”
Cabol: “It is to protect me from the fearsome sheep with horns the size of winnebagos.”
Man #1: “Oh.”
Man #2: “Did you know your mumblemumble was fnurflebloopy????”
Cabol: “Yay!”

The men all stare at Cabol.

Cabol: “Soooooo. Um, there are big giant humungous sheep wandering around. They have pointy horns. But, um, don’t worry. If they start to charge you, just put your hand up and tell them to stop. That works. Usually. Want to borrow my shovel?”
Man #3: “We are big, burly men wearing hard hats. We do not need a pesky shovel. We will keep the teeny lambies away with our big, burly machine!”

Chapter 10
Back at the house, Cabol keeps an eye on the men, the machine, and the sheep. After a while, the machine starts to wiggle and bobble and then stretches out its neck waaaaaaaaaaay up into the trees. One of the men is standing on its head. Cabol can’t watch. An eternity passes, and Cabol hears a cheer explode from the group of men. She peers out the window but can’t see anything that interesting. Just a bunch of tree branches on the ground.

Chapter 11
Cabol is diligently working when the internet connection drops. Cabol yelps. She calls Andy.

Cabol: “Help! HELP!! No internet! AIE! PANIC PANIC!”
Andy rambles on about technical things.
Cabol: “I am panicking! I have no internet! Stop asking me questions!”

Cabol: “Oh. Look. The power is out.”

Epilogue
The power is back now, but the men and machine are gone. So are the fireflies. There are tree branches littering the ground under the power lines, and one power pole is wearing a brand new insulator. The electrical line running from the road to the house is no longer swinging in the trees, sparking and humming when it comes into contact with a branch.

The End


Fireflies in Winter: A Novella

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Introduction:
Can you picture how pretty the glow of firefly butts would be in the winter with all the shiny snow?

Chapter 1:
A while back, Cabol notices little flickers of light out in the trees. At first she thinks it is fireflies, but it is too cold for fireflies. After a while of contemplation, she shrugs her shoulders and writes it off as the neighbors tromping about with a flashlight or telling ghost stories by a camp fire. She goes to eat pizza.

Chapter 2:
A few days ago, Andy has the pleasure of spending a lot of real quality time shoveling snow down by the barn near the trees where Cabol had seen the faux fireflies. He hears a creepy zzzzzzzzzzzzzzping sound from the power lines that follow a line of large pines down one side of our property. He makes Cabol go listen to the creepy sound. Cabol and Andy both say, “Hm. That’s probably not good.” They go eat pizza.

Chapter 3:
Last night, the three of us run errands and don’t return until after dark. Cabol carries the flashlight and trudges along the driveway out front, her eyes fixed on the ground lest she end up in a giant snow pit. Apparently Andy has cat eyes and feet because as he follows he does some sightseeing. Peering up into the trees down there by the barn, he sees them. The fireflies. The cats go eat pizza.

Chapter 4:
Andy calls the power company, who is eating pizza.

Chapter 5:
Around 9pm, as Cabol sits on the couch in her flannel frog nightie catching up on work and Anya sleeps and Andy does whatever he does in his officey area…something goes thump thump thump.

Andy calls out, “Did you make a noise?”
Cabol says, “Huh?”

Thump thump thump.

Andy, “Did you make that noise?”
Cabol, “I like pizza!”

Andy answers the door. Because there is someone at the door. The door at the end of the quarter-mile-long driveway covered in mountains of ice and snow pits filled with giant roaming sheep. At night. Who could it be?

TO BE CONTINUED
Will our fearless heroes be robbed by marauding bandits? Will they be converted into Baptists? Will they buy a hundred boxes of Girl Scout cookies out of pity for the crazy little kid who knocked on the door? Or, will they get delivery pizza for the first time in four years?


Anya’s Test Drive – No Crashes

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There aren’t a lot of preschool choices here for kids who aren’t living in poverty or with special needs or for families that don’t believe bible verses should be on the syllabus. I’ve heard there are a few spots in a preschool class at the main elementary school without any strings attached…except kids have to be in class five days a week for a full school day. Plus? I’ve seen the rooms at that school, and they are cold and rundown and not any place I would want to spend my time. I definitely don’t want to send Anya there.

Luckily, there is one more option. Blue Mountain School.

Andy, Anya, and I went to BMS Wednesday for the morning, and we had a really good time. The environment was warm, and cozy, and loving and full of fun things to play with. There was a shelf holding wicker baskets full of pine cones, finger puppets, mardi gras beads, bits of fabric, and sea shells. There were lots of wooden puzzles, blocks, dress-up clothes, books, a wooden kitchen, a kid-sized table set with a tin tea set, and a cozy corner with fluffy pillows and a canopy. The wood floors had snuggly rugs in the play area, and one wall had a big sliding glass door looking out on the play area and woods. For snack time, the kids and teachers sat down to wooden bowls of fabulous-smelling oatmeal delivered in papa bear, mama bear, or baby bear portions. The teacher and aide seemed as at home in the classroom as the kids and were really interested and caring with the kids.

Anya didn’t want to leave. If not for the lure of the library, we’d probably still be there.