Like most folks, I ate way too much over the holidays and gained a couple of pounds. It’s okay, though, because I am following the (soon to be patented) Loafkeeper Post-Holiday Diet Plan. It’s not quite as simple as my famous Snickers diet, but it still seems to be working.

Loafkeeper Post-Holiday Diet Plan
Step 1: Buy a house with a very long, winding, hilly driveway.
Step 2: Wait for tons of snow followed by several weeks of below freezing temperatures.
Step 3: Do not clear the snow from your driveway.

That’s it! If you try it, let me know how it works for you!