Andy’s birthday is a week from today, and he needs new undie pants ’cause his parts keep falling out of the ones he currently owns, and yesterday he re-wore a pair because he didn’t do laundry, and maybe if he had more that wouldn’t happen. (You’d think that if he had to re-wear a pair, he’d at least choose a pair that didn’t have TWO holes in them. [And I don’t mean the holes that are supposed to be there.]) I think he wears large and prefers boxers. I am too tired to go shopping, so if anyone wants to send Andy a birthday present, consider undie pants.