Dear Santa,

My name is Cabol, and I’m sort of old, but I have been a fairly good girl this year. Mostly. At least, I haven’t been arrested or been given any tickets, so that must count for something, right? How are the reindeer? Do you have any spare reindeer because I bet our sheep would like a reindeer friend. Do reindeer eat hay? We have a lot of hay. Did you know pigs eat hay?

For Christmas I want a great pyrenees puppy, a baby donkey (but not a miniature donkey), or a baby llama. I think I’d most like the puppy, but my honey says I can’t have a puppy. Also, puppies don’t eat hay. I also want a turret added to the house for the kitty boxes, a spinning wheel, and a sawsall.

I hope you know we’ve moved. We don’t have a fireplace now. We do have a chimney, but you don’t want to go down it because it ends up in a wood stove that is sort of buried under stuff and you would probably get stuck.

Oh yeah, and if you can manage it, what I really really really really really really want for Christmas is for someone to buy our other house.

Thanks,
Cabol

P.S. I ate all the cookies, but I’ll leave you some slightly squishy fudge and some blackberry wine.