Today, after almost two years of searching, I found our Loafkeeper flag that Cabol’s old coworkers sent us!
It was cleverly hidden on the top shelf in the office the whole time.
Of course, with my amazing only-knowing-one-knot tying skills, I expect it to last about 1 day before the winds here blow it into the trees.
I don’t think you’re supposed to lay metal poles across power lines.