Tough guy

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Today I woke up to Cabol telling me “Buddy’s disappeared!” See, she is always complaining about his marking of things, and how we should lock him outside, but deep down she’s just a big softy. So she decided today to let him outside while she was working in the yard. But when he disappeared under a tree, she freaked out. Softy.

We located him eventually. He spent much of the day outside, and didn’t seem to do anything bad. If he tried to get near (within 10 feet) of the ducks, they would start quacking and chasing him, at which point he would make a wiiiiide circle around them in fear. Later, he hopped up on the roof from the porch railing. He was too scared to hop back down, however, and made sad little noises until I grabbed him by his scruff and dragged him off. He’s so, so manly. I bet he would get along well with Sydney.

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Today we went and got paint for the living room (you remember, the room with the deep purple floor). We got beige. Well, I think the actual name is Camel Toe or something like that, but it’s beige. I never thought we’d paint a room such a boring color. Cabol says it is because the floor is so bright. I think we now need bright red furniture.


Big Boy

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Oh, and today we came home from work, and as we drove up the driveway, there is Sydney watching us from the field. But not the field his fence is in. Because he knocked part of it down, and eventually got brave enough to pass the weak electrical barrier and go grazing. He trotted up to the car to say hello, all proud of himself.

It doesn’t look like he tried to get in the fence with all the hot ewes in it. Or the young rams. Nope, he was content to just wander the yard, get brambles in his wool, and eat.

What a stud.

Oh, and did we mention some of the ducks will now eat out of our hands?


Purple Floor

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The floor is finished, except for a few minor scratches where furniture was moved – but since we’ll probably move things a little when we paint the walls, I will wait to touch it up. We removed the icky green carpet, primed and painted the subfloor, and then coated it with polyurethane in the theory that it will not wear quite as fast.

It’s better than what was there, but still only a temporary measure. We hope. And you get to see our craptacular living room furniture too!


Busy day

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Today (well, this weekend) has been very busy around the farm. I finished priming the floor in the living room, and painted 2/3 of it purple, and am in the process of polyurethaning it. Then the bunnies, couch, and entertainment center get dragged back to their regular homes, and the rest of the floor will get painted. Pictures to come when it’s all done. Of course, now Cabol says we have to paint the walls too.

Our tile arrived for the bathroom!

Maybe we’ll make Cabol’s parents stay even longer and do our bathroom, too.

This afternoon, we went to my coworker Gina’s mountain home, and ogled over their new home (complete with deer heads and stuffed turkey) and gazillions of acres of land. The real reason, though, was to pick up some rocks out of the stream and woods. The benefit of a dry summer is it is very easy to find loose rocks. We loaded up the truck, and when we got home I pulled out some landscape timbers by the back door (I hate landscape timbers) and replaced them with some of the rocks.

Maybe we can go back for more with Cabol’s dad. He has a rock fetish, after all.




Surprise on the Farm

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This morning I went down to the hay house (nee craft shack), and as I was loading a bale of hay into the truck, I saw something furry on the side. Thinking it was a mouse, I naturally shrieked like a little girl. Then I realized it wasn’t alive, and I was safe.

Stopping at the barn, I grabbed a stick to try and pull it off, since I didn’t really want to touch it. It was reddish brown, and furry, and I could see bones (claws?) sticking out. But it was in there solid. Obviously, it was baled with the hay in the field.

So I fed the sheep, and separated out the flake of hay, and brought it up for Cabol to see. You could tell once the hay was opened up that it had a good sized spine. We had to go to work, and on the way debated what it might be. It was the wrong color for a groundhog. Or a raccoon. If it was a squirrel, I’m locking the doors at night. There was no giant tail for a fox.

Tonight we had time to look at it more closely, and position it so it was in a more natural shape. I was still confused, but Cabol figured it out right away. The white spots gave it away. And the little white tail. And the hoof.


County Fair

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Today was the second annual Floyd County Harvest Festival shindig. I’m sure Cabol can write a lot more interesting things than I can, but there were winning vegetables, 4-H sheep, and horses pulling 7500 lbs. Horses can get really freakin’ big.


Four months

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Welp, it’s time for another installment of “What’s Baby Doing?” She…

+ rolls side to side over and over and over again for hours and hours at a time
+ can almost roll onto her tummy / off of her tummy, but her arm gets in the way
+ knows that if she pulls on the handle on her bouncy seat, the music will start, and mommy and daddy will dance for her
+ eats her feet
+ outgrew size 1 diapers and most of her 0-3 month clothes
+ drives the bottle during feeding time…we just have to support it for her
+ can sleep all the way through the night, but chooses not to
+ splashes happily in the tub
+ said “mama” twice (and if you give her a typewriter, eventually she’ll write Shakespeare)


120 DIFFERENT colors!

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I bought a box of crayons today. One hundred and twenty different colors. ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY. Wow. One hundred and twenty DIFFERENT colors.

We were at Walmart today, and while Andy hunted down cat food, I meandered into the back-to-school section. Crayons. The smell of them is pretty much as good as it can get. Ranks right up there with new text books, clean baby, and cinnabuns. I stared at the boxes and boxes of crayons and remembered, as I always remember when looking at new crayons, how cool it was in elementary school to get a new box at the start of the year. Back then getting a box of 48 was pretty much the cat’s meow. A box of 64…well, I don’t think I got a box of 64 more than a few times. When I saw that box of 120 crayons (each a different color, I checked), I gave a little yelp of glee.

And I knew I had to have them.

One cool thing about being a grown up is that if you want a $7 box of crayons, you can buy them. I bought them.

120.

What good are crayons, though, without coloring books? I don’t understand why the coloring books are not in the same place as the crayons. At the grocery store, there is often a banana display rack in the cereal aisle. At the hardware store, the paint brushes are always near the paint. Coloring books, though, are in the toy section while the crayons are far far away in school supplies.

I’m picky about coloring books. I don’t like those pesky mixed books…with coloring pictures and silly activities. I don’t like to be distracted by goofy crosswords or lame-o connect-the-dots. I just want pictures. I also prefer simple pictures with heavy black lines. Some coloring books have pictures with such high level of detail, the crayons don’t fit between the lines. Maybe those are good for colored pencils or even skinny markers, but for crayons? Nope. I’m also not real keen on books about cartoon characters like Dora or Cinderella. Even with this stringent criteria, I managed to find half a dozen books (strangely, three were about cats). With Andy’s help, I narrowed the stack down to three: baby animals and two of the cat books.

When we got home, I took out my crayons…peeled off the plastic…and took in all the glory of those wonderful colors. Only one problem. The (120) crayons were stuck in the boxes (two 48 boxes and one 24) all random! How can you know which green you really want when the greens are spread out over three boxes? How do you know the purple you picked is THE purple you need?

I dumped all the crayons out on the floor and spent the next hour putting them in order.

I found out why the crayon people put the crayons in randomly. It’s tough putting them in order. Does this green-blue crayon go with greens or blues? Should I put all the fruit-named crayons together? Must Caribbean Sea go next to Pacific Blue? Where does white go? It sticks out no matter where it is. Do the colors of the paper wrappers mean something? Should all the crayons with the same color wrappers go together? But if so, why does a crayon that is surely a yellow have the same color wrapper as a crayon that is surely a red?

I broke the crayons down into six groups: reds, blues, greens, yellows, purples, and earthy colors. The earthy colors managed to fig quite nicely in the 24 box. I spent quite a while trying to figure out how to box up the others…I could put the blues, greens, and yellows in one box but was left four short. If I put the reds, blues, and yellows together I had one too many. Should I break the blues between boxes? If so, which few blues were most un-blue? Andy kept looking at me funny this entire time…asking me if I sorted my legos when I was a kid. (No, I didn’t. I remember being more concerned about the number of bumps on the lego blocks than the color (2, 4, 8?). After all, color isn’t quite as important when you are building as size and shape of the block.) After I got things broken into boxes, the arranging went fairly quickly. Some crayons really didn’t fit the progression from light to dark I was working for in each color group, but I just stuck them in where they seemed to go best.

Now they are all tucked in happily. All one hundred and twenty colors. Time to color.

I started writing this about a week ago but didn’t finish it. I’ve since found out another reason the crayon people didn’t bother to organize the crayons. Once you get them where you want them, it’s tough to keep them that way. When you take one crayon out, the others wiggle around to fill in the gap and things get all wonky.