Daycare is the only possible place she could be learning things like this. As proof, I call as evidence the marshmallow someone dropped in Anya’s room, and instead of cleaning it up, she just put a piece of cardboard over it. Which is now sealed to the floor.

Good luck on the moratorium. That sounds hard. Of course it beats going to debtors prison. They still have that right?

Send me a green krispy treat. I want one… NOW!